You want porn? I'll give you porn.

posted by pete on April 30th, 2009

This link is suitable for any situation or environment; however, you might find yourself aroused if you look at it:

Firefox 3.5 for Developers

Please keep in mind that this document doesn’t even bother to mention the new native JavaScript code compiler or the Webkit-rivaling CSS3 support, both game changers in their own right.

Everyone is going to have their own pet favourites, here are mine:

There are earth shattering things in that list, but I saved the best until last. The money shot?

Now, it should be said that this is a beta of a minority web browser, and that only people developing highly targeted applications will be able to use this stuff with any reliability or consistency. It could well be a decade before this stuff is the norm on the public web, and that’s a crying shame.

True cross-domain XHR and a native JSON object would finally enable the mashup culture that web developers have been championing for years. This should remind us that we can never let up the pressure on MSFT to mothball IE6 and IE7 in the name of human progress.

We’re one critical update away from shrinking our average CSS by 50%.

6 Responses to “You want porn? I'll give you porn.

  1. Srdjan Pejic Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 09:34 PM

    Well, one critical update for consumers. For corporations, I don’t think it will be that easy. Just today, I went on the company intranet looking for some timesheet-related information and came across this gem:

    Note, this version of Changepoint only supports IE6

    Enough said.

  2. Watts Says:
    May 1st, 2009 at 09:24 AM

    That picture makes me feel uncomfortable.

  3. Kieran Huggins Says:
    May 1st, 2009 at 04:14 PM

    ICC colour correction: I wonder if this will ignore PNG’s built-in ICC colour correction, or simply “correct” it a second time. Sadly, I think that feature of PNG kept it down in the early days of the web since it shifted against HTML/CSS colours.

    @font-face makes me tingle in my bathing-suit area.

  4. dezaztr13 Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    wut the fuck is wrong with u

  5. dezaztr13 Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    wut the fuck is wrong with u

  6. jiks Says:
    March 2nd, 2010 at 11:18 PM

    you nid lo joinim lo backside

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